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Top 10 dumbest clichés of Film and TV

Top 10 dumbest clich...

10. The Best Friend Was There All Along This is the hope and dreams of lovelorn teenage boys across the nation. An awkward and possibly skuzzy guy has a smoking-hot girl best friend. The girl routinely goes on bad dates with douchebags; then calls her friend to...
Rock And Riff Connection: The Dark Power

Rock And Riff Connec...

  Here’s the synopsis from Amazon about this movie: “A group of unsuspecting college coeds move into the house on Totem Hill, a cursed place where four Toltec Sorcerers buried themselves hundreds of years ago – Alive! On the coming of the...
Movie Haiku Strikes Back!

Movie Haiku Strikes ...

Footloose No dancing in town John Lithgow is an asshole Everyone cut loose Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Jessie has a friend Naked gym teacher is dead Not the least bit gay Waiting For Guffman Corky has a plan Red White and Blaine on Broadway You bastard people Batman...
Craigslist Comics #1 1/2

Craigslist Comics #1...

Having done a Craigslist Comics on the Freakin Awesome Network (http://www.freakinawesomenetwork.com/2011/07/craigslist-comics/) I decided that my own slightly neglected (but still funny) site needed some Craigslist action of it’s own. The reaction to the...
Mr. Lashley’s Court Approved Roundtable: Lone Wolf

Mr. Lashley’s ...

The crew is back! No, not the one with drummer with the enormous penis, but the Roundtable crew! This time we take a look at a rare “classic” from 1988, Lone Wolf. Big hair, computers, 30 year old high school students, and awesome heavy metal make...
Facebook Follies: Rocky 4

Facebook Follies: Ro...

In this new edition of Facebook Follies, we take a journey back to the Cold war and retell the stirring documentary Rocky 4 using facebook statuses. We have no shame.  
10 Most Head-scratching Moments of X-Men First Class

10 Most Head-scratch...

  X-Men First Class, a prequel to the X-Men series, is now in summer release; a tale of mutants, their powers, and how the X-Men came to be. And it was Awesome! That being said, there were more than a few head-scratching moments (and that’s outside the continuity...
Three Reasons Freaks is The Greatest Circus Film Ever

Three Reasons Freaks...

This is part of the Carnival of Blood Blog-o-thon being run by my favorite horror website In It For the Kills. I suggest you check it out! Since I was a little kid, the circus sideshow has always fascinated me. Now I was too young to see one as most of them were...
Facebook Follies: Silence of The Lambs

Facebook Follies: Si...

So I was playing around on www.fakeconvos.com when an idea hit me, much like garbage thrown at me at any public event. What would movies be like if they were done as a Facebook status? So my mind of course went towards that great romantic comedy, The Silence of...
Dan’s Movie Review Haiku

Dan’s Movie Re...

I love movies, but I hate to write long winded articles reviewing them. After looking at all the different ways to avoid writing a long article, it was a choice between doing them in Haiku, or putting a tiny sandwich board on my cat and walking him around town....